THE PLANE CRASH RIDE
You must be THIS goth to ride this ride.
CROW STEALS WINDSHIELD WIPERS
A real dickiebird.
D-DAY LAND PROJECT BRINGS PROTESTS
All this and World War II.
3-YEAR-OLD JOINS MENSA
Mr. Smarty-Trainingpants.
LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER HAD TO WAIT TWO MONTHS TO COLLECT $1M LOTTERY PRIZE
No one to take over the lighthouse.
BRIDE’S MOTHER & GROOM’S FATHER ELOPE BEFORE THE WEDDING
All in the family!
AUDIO: SNOOKER TOURNAMENT INTERRUPTED BY MAN WITH WHOOPIE CUSHION
Amuse your friends! Great for parties!
WIFE PUT LAXATIVES IN HUSBAND’S BEER TO GET HIM TO STOP DRINKING
I need a six-pack to go.
LOST HORSE PUT ON A BUS
It beats hoofin’ it.