DUTCH DAD & KIDS HAVE BEEN LIVING IN BASEMENT FOR YEARS
Waiting for the end of the world.
AUDIO: KID CAUGHT USING ALEXA TO DO MATH HOMEWORK
Alexa, what’s 3 times 4?
AUSTRALIA HAS ANOTHER POOPING JOGGER
This is number 2 for the Aussies.
WOMAN FINED FOR WEARING SKIMPY BIKINI
In the Philippines.
CHOCOLATE TOILET-SHAPED CANDIES
Japan, as usual.
AUDIO: DEAD MAN SPEAKS AT FUNERAL
Dead man talking.
STALKER USED EYE REFLECTIONS TO LOCATE POP IDOL
Techno hide-and-seek.
PROTESTER CLIMBS ON TOP OF PLANE
Yes, but James Bond did it on a moving plane.
PAINT STRIPES ON YOUR COWS
Cuts down on fly bites.
GUILTY MAN TALKS FOR 20 HOURS AT SENTENCING
Judge finally cut him off.