MAYOR DEFIES LOCKDOWN RULES, HIDES IN COFFIN WHEN COPS COME
Plays dead.
WOMAN SENDS A TON OF ONIONS TO EX-BOYFRIEND
“It’s your turn to cry.”
FECES FALLS FROM THE SKY
“It smelled like mint, at first.”
KING PENGUINS POOP LAUGHING GAS
Nitrous oxide.
TEAR GAS ICE CREAM
So good, it’ll bring you to tears.
WALK ON LEGO BRICKS FOR CHARITY
Sounds like fun!
NUDISM ON THE RISE IN UNITED KINGDOM
Thanks, pandemic!
CANADA TO RETURN PANDAS TO CHINA
Hard to find bamboo up in the Yukon.