CONSTRUCTION WORKERS FIND SKELETON, HANDS BOUND BEHIND BACK
In England.
PUB INSTALLS ELECTRIC FENCE TO ENFORCE SOCIAL DISTANCING
It’s not usually turned on. Usually.
THE QUEEN’S GIN
This explains the quiet smile.
GERMAN POLICE SEEK “RAMBO” LIVING IN WOODS
Bow & arrow, knife, the works.
MAN BITES SEAGULL FOR STEALING HIS BIG MAC
Drugs may have been involved.
KFC ORDER LEADS TO LARGE GROUP OF QUARANTINE BREAKERS
Finger-lickin’ lawbreakers.
TRUFFLE FARMER HAS BEEN GIVING THEM AWAY
Think of the poor truffle farmers.
CONDIMENT-FLAVORED ICE CREAM
Mmmm, mayonnaise ice cream.
MAN LEAVES AIRPORT AFTER 110 DAYS
Says, “Arms very tired.”