MAN TRIES TO ELUDE POLICE BY SMEARING HIMSELF WITH POO

A man in India tried to elude police by smearing himself in his own feces. Police spotted two men behaving suspiciously last Thursday. They would pour oil over a car’s engine to distract the driver while they stole items from inside the vehicle. When told by police to stop, the two men took off. One was soon apprehended, but the other – named Arjun – first tried to ward off police with pepper spray and, when that failed, he grabbed poop from his pants and smeared it on his body. The officer was unfazed and apprehended him.
* No need for the sniffer dogs on this one.
* Boy, do police have to take a lot of crap from people or what?
* Notice that that was his number two method of avoiding arrest.
* Sounds like he had his escape plan already in place.
* You should always keep a supply handy. My 1-year-old taught me that.