BILLIONAIRE SHEIKH HAS EVIAN WATER IMPORTED TO FILL HIS WATER TANKS
Well la dee daa.
DRIVE-IN HAUNTED HOUSE
The ol’ haunted garage.
HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT ASKS 8TH GRADERS TO PLAN THEIR OWN FUNERAL
You can’t be too early with these things.
FAMILY UNPLUGS RELATIVE’S VENTILATOR TO PLUG IN AIR CONDITIONER
Old joke, still funny.
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO TWIN 10 YEARS LATER
Back to the batch of frozen embryos!
POLICE CHASE ESCAPED RACEHORSES
And they’re off!
CAMBODIA CHARGES $3000 TO VISIT
Refundable, if you don’t have the ‘rona.
HORNY TORTOISE RETIRES FROM STUD FARM
Diego saved his species.
MAN FINED FOR FARTING
In the general direction of a policeman.
FORMER BRITISH MP COMPLAINS ABOUT SNAP, CRACKLE & POP: “THREE WHITE BOYS”
Please, keep my beloved Krispies out of this.