MAN TRIES TO ELUDE POLICE BY SMEARING HIMSELF WITH POO
Be prepared.
DRUG TRAFFICKERS ARRESTED, LEAVE BEHIND A “HOW TO DO IT” MANUAL
Chapter 7: How To Not Get Caught.
MAN PRANKS HIS FRIEND ON A FIRST DATE
Sends out “Will you marry me?” cake.
32 TONS OF CARROTS DUMPED ON STREET: ART
Thanks a bunch.
BELGIAN BURGER KING WANTS A MICHELIN STAR
(insert snooty French laugh here)
CLEANING WOMAN ELECTED MAYOR
She wan’t even running.
AUDIO: DOCTOR KEPT SOUVENIRS OF HIS SURGERIES
The leg bone…ain’t connected to anything…
HELICOPTER PRISON ESCAPE GONE WRONG
Always remember the Dramamine.
ZOO PARROTS CURSE AT THE CUSTOMERS
Polly wants a wanker.
MINE-DETECTING RAT AWARDED MEDAL
Rats, Billy!