WOMAN FLIES INTO RAGE, DEFECATES ON EX-BOYFRIEND’S PORCH
Poop on the stoop.
AUDIO: MAN TELLS AUSTRALIA’S PRIME MINISTER TO GET OFF HIS LAWN
And it wasn’t Clint Eastwood, either.
MAN GOES BERSERK OVER MISSED MUSTARD ON HAMBURGER
Mean, missed his mustard.
MEXICAN SENATOR GOES TOPLESS DURING GOVERNMENT ZOOM MEETING
The camera is always on.
NUDE SUNBATHER MISTAKEN FOR DEAD BODY
It’s not as uncommon as you might think.
GUY BEHIND SWEDEN’S “IGNORE THE PANDEMIC” RESPONSE ADMITS OOPSIE
That pesky death rate keeps climbing.
DENMARK AMUSEMENT PARKS: ONE PERSON PER ROLLER COASTER
Bring camping gear.
SEA CREATURE POOPS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO YEARS
♫ Each deep-sea bug here / Blowing some mud here / Under the sea… ♫ ♪