MOUNT EVEREST IS REOPENING
Sherpa out front shoulda told ya.
GERMAN CIRCUS SELLS LION POOP TO RAISE MONEY
It’s now their mane source of income. (har!)
MAN LIVES WITH WAX FIGURE OF DEAD WIFE
Sitting on the couch.
THE $699 SHIRT YOU CAN’T WEAR
It’s digital.
STUNTMAN PROPOSES TO GIRLFRIEND WHILE ON FIRE
He had the hots for her.
DON’T PICK UP RED ENVELOPE IN TAIWAN
Suddenly, you’re ghost married.
WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN AN ART CONTEST
$25,000 for a page full of forward slashes.
MEN ON DESERT ISLAND SAVED BY S.O.S. IN THE SAND
A tale of a fateful trip.