PAKISTANI PILOTS GROUNDED FOR CHEATING ON EXAM
Or not taking it at all.
TOPLESS WOMAN SAVES DROWNING FAMILY
Torpedo buoys.
DRIVE-IN HAUNTED HOUSE
The ol’ haunted garage.
HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT ASKS 8TH GRADERS TO PLAN THEIR OWN FUNERAL
You can’t be too early with these things.
FAMILY UNPLUGS RELATIVE’S VENTILATOR TO PLUG IN AIR CONDITIONER
Old joke, still funny.
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO TWIN 10 YEARS LATER
Back to the batch of frozen embryos!
POLICE CHASE ESCAPED RACEHORSES
And they’re off!
CAMBODIA CHARGES $3000 TO VISIT
Refundable, if you don’t have the ‘rona.