SEA CREATURE POOPS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO YEARS
♫ Each deep-sea bug here / Blowing some mud here / Under the sea… ♫ ♪
SEX FANTASY TEAM SHOWS UP AT WRONG HOUSE
Oops, wrong fetish.
UK COUPLE SPENDS SIX HOURS DRIVING TO NEAREST OPEN MCDONALD’S
Quarantine has that effect on people.
JAPANESE AMUSEMENT PARKS: NO WHEEE-ING
Keep your fun to yourself.
SHOE FETISHIST STOLE 126 PAIRS OF FLIP-FLOPS
The Man With One Red Shoe, And 251 Other Shoes.
YOGI WHO DIDN’T EAT OR DRINK DIES (AT 90)
You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.
AIRPLANE FLIES TO ITALY, FINDS AIRPORT NOT OPEN
Always call first.
COUPLE GETS MATCHING TATTOOS OF WEDDING DATE; THEN CORONAVIRUS HIT
It was a great idea at the time.
MAN CHASES BURGLARS AWAY WITH BASS GUITAR
“Run! He’s gonna solo!”