KANGAROO ATTACKS JOGGER BECAUSE OF HER SARAH JESSICA PARKER PERFUME
(p)OUCH!
CHILDREN GROWING HAIR ON THEIR BODIES AFTER WACKY MEDS MIXUP
They’re not lycan it one bit.
POOR FISHERMAN FINDS WHALE VOMIT WORTH MILLIONS
The elusive ambergris, nature’s Powerball ticket.
MAN DIES IN PRISON FOR LISTENING TO THE RADIO TOO LOUD
‘Ere, bud, turn it down.
KENYAN MAN NOT DEAD, AS DISCOVERED DURING EMBALMING
Doesn’t want to go on the cart.