CHINA BANS UGLY BUILDINGS
“The Big Underpants”
IRAN CUT AWAY FROM SOCCER MATCH BECAUSE OF FEMALE REF’S BARE KNEES
What century is this again?
UK SUFFERS GARDEN GNOME SHORTAGE
Spot the pun in the headline.
MAN MARRIES FOUR TIMES, DIVORCES THREE TIMES IN 37 DAYS
Difficulty: not a Kardashian.
MALTA HOTELS WILL PAY YOU TO STAY THERE
We’re dyin’ here.
INDIAN FACTORY STUFFING MATTRESSES WITH USED FACE MASKS
Why does this mattress smell like curry?
WORLD’S LONGEST RABBIT STOLEN
It’s Night of the Lepus all over again
GUY WHO RODE JET SKI TO GIRLFRIEND BREAKS UP
It wasn’t meant to be.
PRINCE PHILLIP’S FUNERAL PLAN
I love a parade.
FINE FOR FARTING IN AUSTRIA
Mach schmell.