TRUCKLOAD OF TOILET PAPER BURNS
It was wiped out.
MAN HAS HIS OWN SEVERED LEG PRESERVED
But where to display it?
CORONAVIRUS: THE GAME
Covidland.
GERMAN BAKER ORDERED TO STOP PUTTING SAWDUST IN HIS COOKIES
Is that wrong? Should I not have done that?
MAN HAD OVER 100 PARASITIC WORMS IN HIS STOMACH
Tremors 8: They’re Coming From Inside Your Tummy
ZOO NEWS
Not lyin’.
WORLD’S OLDEST PANDA DIES
Adorably, though.
EMT PERFORMS CPR ON ELPHNT
Happy ending.
AUDIO: MAN ATTACKED AT JURASSIC KOMODO DRAGON PARK
Now do the T-Rex scene!