DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK
Sure. And weasels ripped my flesh.
CRICKET UMPIRES TO WEAR DEODORANT ADS UNDER THEIR ARMS
This idea is the pits.
SCOTLAND NAMES ITS SNOWPLOWS
For Your Ice Only.
RUSSIAN NUCLEAR “DOOMSDAY PLANE” ROBBED
It’s not like there were guards or anything.
MOUNT EVEREST IS NOW 30 FEET TALLER
Our little mountain, all grown up!
COUPLE’S WEDDING PLANS CANCELED WHEN VENUE BECOMES COVID VACCINE CENTER
There goes the bride.
MAN STORMS OUT OF HOUSE AFTER ARGUMENT, WALKS 260 MILES
Walk, Forrest, walk.
ADOLF HITLER BEGINS POLITICAL CAREER AS COUNCILMAN
In Namibia, of all places.