GERMAN BAKER ORDERED TO STOP PUTTING SAWDUST IN HIS COOKIES
Is that wrong? Should I not have done that?
MAN HAD OVER 100 PARASITIC WORMS IN HIS STOMACH
Tremors 8: They’re Coming From Inside Your Tummy
ZOO NEWS
Not lyin’.
WORLD’S OLDEST PANDA DIES
Adorably, though.
EMT PERFORMS CPR ON ELPHNT
Happy ending.
AUDIO: MAN ATTACKED AT JURASSIC KOMODO DRAGON PARK
Now do the T-Rex scene!
KANGAROOS TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH HUMANS
If I could talk to the animals.
COPS DRESSED AS SANTA AND ELVES BUST COCAINE DEALER
Here comes Santa Claus.
AUDIO: MAN JET SKIS FOUR HOURS TO SEE NEW GIRLFRIEND
Then, gets arrested.