MAN HAD TOOTHPICK STUCK INSIDE HIS BUTT
Splinters!
LOST DRIVER SPENDS 18 DAYS LOST IN OUTBACK
The wilderness, not the restaurant.
GOLFER KILLED BY FALLING TREE BRANCH
A golfer dies and goes to heaven.
INDLOVU GIN: THE SECRET’S IN THE ELEPHANT DUNG
This is some good shit, I tell you what.
PARTY PEOPLE TELL COPS “PANDEMIC? WHAT PANDEMIC?”
Really? We hadn’t heard.
WOMAN SENDS THANK-YOU CARD TO JAILERS
★★★★ would stay again