POACHER TRAMPLED BY ELEPHANTS

A suspected rhino poacher was trampled by elephants at a South African national park on Saturday. The man was among three suspected poachers spotted by rangers at Kruger National Park. The three men ran when they were seen, and during their escape, ran into a breeding herd of elephants. They split up. One of the suspects was arrested, another escaped, while the third was later found trampled to death.
* He was the guy in the landing party wearing the red shirt.
* Flat busted.
* It’s a mash-up of Circle of Life and Instant Karma.
* It’s about time the animals put their foot down.
* If you run into a breeding herd of elephants, being trampled to death is the better alternative.
* How does this work? Did the rhinos slip the elephants a couple bucks to watch their backs?
* Rangers put a stamp on the guy and slipped him into the mailbox to be sent home to his family.