THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Our weekly visit to Dumbtown.
STUDY: MEN WITH LARGE NOSES HAVE PRETTY BIG HOSES
One supposes.
OWNING A PET MAKES YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE, MAYBE
Or maybe not
CUSTOMER SERVICE SURVEY
Millennials tolerate poor service better. They’ll come around.
SCIENCE: WOMEN ARE THE MOST DIFFICULT
Don’t blame me, blame science.
GOSSIP IS GOOD FOR US
Not for the gossipee, though.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Thursday is Dumb Headline Day!
MOTHER’S DAY SURVEY: LEAVE MOM ALONE
This is her day, not yours.
CONTEST: KENTUCKY DERBY HORSE OR GEOLOGICAL FORMATION ON MARS?
The Derby is this Saturday, May 1.
“NIGHT SHIFT” PHONE MODE DOESN’T REALLY HELP YOU SLEEP BETTER
Warm light, schmarm light. No difference.