STUDY: MEN WITH LARGE NOSES HAVE PRETTY BIG HOSES

Japanese researchers from the Kyoto University of Medicine looked at the relationship between penile length and nose size. Scientists – or should we say “scientists” – examined the bodies of 126 recently deceased middle-aged men, measuring everything from the cadavers’ height and weight to the circumference and length of their flaccid members. They approximated the measurements of non-living subjects’ manhood when erect by extending the member as high as it would go. They then compared the results to the lengths of their noses.
– They found that men with 2.2-inch noses – measured from the point between the eyebrows to where it begins to angle toward the nostrils – had larger penises, measuring 5.3 inches.
– Dead men with noses smaller than 1.8 inches had manhoods measuring up to 4.1 inches long.
The study was published in the journal Basic and Clinical Andrology. Be sure to pick up your copy today at the supermarket checkout.
* Anybody else flashing on Adrian Brody?
* Why do all this with dead men? They don’t call them lucky stiffs for nothing, I guess.
* This is an aspect of rigor mortis I am not familiar with.
* Seriously, what do the Japanese know about large—never mind.
* The smart woman will now have to learn what four-tenths of an inch looks like. (The difference between a 1.8 and a 2.2-inch nose.)
* Now I feel bad for guys who have gotten nose jobs.