YOUR STATE’S OFFICIAL WORD
Uff da,
BLOOD MOON COMING THIS MONTH, IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AGAIN
And I feel fine.
ICE CREAM THAT DOESN’T MELT
It’s “resistant to melting”.
SURVEY: PEOPLE DON’T USE THE TECHNOLOGY IN THEIR CARS
43 percent of people surveyed don’t use their cars’ voice recognition
JESUS’ WIFE
Mary Magdalene
THERE’S A MAN SHORTAGE
57 percent women to 43 percent men
FOOD CRITIC SLAMS STARBUCKS’ NEW EVENING MENU
“Totally disgusting.”
AUDIO: 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL’S SONG ABOUT DONALD TRUMP
What rhymes with ‘Trump’?
AMERICA’S FAVORITE DESSERT: ICE CREAM
Sorry, cake.
APPLE’S DIGITAL MIXTAPE
Yes, it’ll cost you.