THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Which is the dumbest? Why limit it to just one?
EYE TEST WILL DETERMINE HOW LONG YOU’LL LIVE
Do you have retinas? You’re going to die.
AUDIO: ARE YOU AN INVENTOR?
Everybody thinks they have a better idea.
THE TOP 15 HOLIDAYS, RANKED
#1: Christmas
FACE MASKS MAKE YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE
This explains the Phantom of the Opera.
STUDY: SHARKS ATTACK MORE DURING FULL MOON
But not at night. Go figure.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Read. Discuss. Vote.
SURVEY: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR SPOUSE IS AWAY?
No, after that.
MOST UNUSUAL ITEMS CONFISCATED AT AIRPORTS IN 2021
Please, sir, this is an airplane, not a public bus.
NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS FOR YOUR PET
Like they’re going to go to the gym.