GROCERY STORE OVERLOAD
“Wet cleanup in aisle 742.”
WHY DO WOMEN LIVE LONGER THAN MEN?
Let’s ask Betty White.
THE WEIRDEST WAY YOU’VE BEEN INJURED
What’s your story?
SURVEY: 70 PERCENT OF WOMEN LIKE DAD BODS
70 percent of women are liars.
NATIONAL PARK DEATHS
Death Valley: it’s right there in the name.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Discuss, deliberate, dissect.
AMERICA’S FAVORITE VEGETABLE: BROCCOLI
I demand a recount.
AUDIO: WE CAN HAVE BABIES ON MARS
Well, baby mice at least.
SURVEY: AMERICANS DON’T KNOW WHERE NATIONAL LANDMARKS ARE
“Don’t wanna be an American idiot.” – Billie Joe Armstrong
POLL: OLDER PEOPLE WOULD NOW RATHER TEXT THAN PHONE, THANK GOD
Now if we can just get them off cat memes.