THREE DUMB HEADLINES
♫ O Dumb All Ye Headlines ♪♫
MOST XMAS GIFTS ARE FORGOTTEN
After 6 days.
ODD CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS AROUND THE WORLD
Odder than sitting through “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” every year.
HOW TO IMPROVE THE GYNECOLOGIST’S OFFICE
Short of nuking it from space.
SURVEY: HOW COUPLES SPEND ON GIFTS FOR EACH OTHER
Overspend, more like.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
‘Tis the season to be dumb.
AUDIO: BIRDS: A PECKING ORDER
You dirty bird.
WHAT CULTURAL THING DID YOUR PARENTS DESPISE?
Who can possibly have a problem with “Babe”?