THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Pick one and only one.
ARBITRARY RULES
Because I said so.
KELLY CLARKSON TO TAKE OVER ELLEN’S TIMESLOT
Kelly Clarkson has won the daytime TV lottery. NBC says The Kelly Clarkson Show has been chosen to take over the daytime slot currently occupied by Ellen when Ellen DeGeneres ends her show next year. Clarkson’s show currently airs across the country on 200 stations and will be billed as daytime’s headliner in leading time…
WHAT DO WE CALL SPACE TOURISTS?
Guinea pigs.
THE GILLETTE PUBIC HAIR COMMERCIAL
Warning: discussion of pubic hair ahead.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Dumb dee-dumb-dumb.
DOCTOR ATE JUNK FOOD FOR A MONTH
So brave. So, so brave.
YOUR KID’S SECRET STASH
Mom finds candy in the fitted sheet.