MAN LEAVES FAMILY DINNER RATHER THAN SIT AT THE KIDS’ TABLE
He’s 22.
The summer doldumbs.
What are you, French?
What an idiom.
Take this job and shove it.
Secret monkey handshakes.
Good to know the dumb hasn’t diminished during the pandemic.
Collect your thoughts.
Compete? Yes. Cross the finish line? No way.
Which is the dumbest? You decide!