210 MILLION PACKAGE THEFTS THIS YEAR
That’s a lot of booty, matey.
DOGS KNOW WHEN YOU LIE TO THEM
You lyin’ dog.
THE COOLEST NEW TOY YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO BUY: MAGIC MIXIES
It smokes! It jiggles! It makes a stuffed toy appear! It’s already sold out!
WEIRD THANKSGIVING TRADITIONS
What’s yours?
HOW TO KEEP YOUR KID FROM THROWING A TANTRUM AT THE STORE
You’ll need a camera and a straight face.
THE ROLLS-ROYCE OF TURKEYS
$300 for a turkey?
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Let listeners pick the dumbest.
FUN FACT: FINGER SNAP IS FASTER THAN THE BLINK OF AN EYE
Happy chappies in snappy serapes.
ODD-ISH THANKSGIVING FOOD TRADITIONS
We’ve seen worse.