COOL GADGETS AT THIS YEAR’S CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW
The Carousel of Progress spins on.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
And so we begin another year of dumb headlines.
PEOPLE OBSESSED WITH CELEBRITIES ARE LESS BRIGHT
Can’t argue with the science.
MIDDLE-AGE DOLDRUMS? TRY SKATEBOARDING
How do you do, fellow kids?
WAYS TO SLIGHTLY IMPROVE YOUR LIFE WITHOUT TRYING
Warning: You have to try a little bit.
OLD SPORTS INJURIES
Sorry, old sport.
PEOPLE GIVE UP ON ALEXA AFTER TWO WEEKS
Alexa, return yourself.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Joy to the Lord, the world is dumb.
SURVEY: SEX DURING THE HOLIDAYS
Here comes Santa Claus.
AUDIO: THIS GOSH DANG PANDEMIC HAS US SWEARING MORE
I’m sorry, was that out loud?