NEWS YOU CAN USE: STOP YOUR KIDS FROM ORDERING FARTS ON ALEXA
This blows.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
‘Tis the season to be dumb.
AUDIO: BIRDS: A PECKING ORDER
You dirty bird.
WHAT CULTURAL THING DID YOUR PARENTS DESPISE?
Who can possibly have a problem with “Babe”?
210 MILLION PACKAGE THEFTS THIS YEAR
That’s a lot of booty, matey.
DOGS KNOW WHEN YOU LIE TO THEM
You lyin’ dog.
THE COOLEST NEW TOY YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO BUY: MAGIC MIXIES
It smokes! It jiggles! It makes a stuffed toy appear! It’s already sold out!
WEIRD THANKSGIVING TRADITIONS
What’s yours?