UNUSUAL BUSINESS EXPENSES
Oh, those sales reps!
1 IN 8 KIDS HAVE HAD A PARENT ARRESTED
Sorry your mom’s in jail, bro.
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest one.
AMERICAN ____________
What is this, The Match Game?
HALF OF AMERICANS NOT HAVING ENOUGH FUN
To whee! or not to whee!
IT SEEMED LUXURIOUS AS A CHILD
We spoil you kids.
USEFUL LIFEHACKS
Who has ten minutes anymore?
FOR A GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP, PAINT YOUR BEDROOM BLUE
It’s true – ask Sherwin Williams.
OCEAN CRUISE EMERGENCY CODES
Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
HOMEWORK EXCUSES
Demons were summoned.