THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “9 Mistakes You’re Making With Scrambled Eggs”
2. “Lindsey Vonn’s Bikini Pictures Have An Important Message”
3. “The Man I Had An Affair With Died And I Didn’t Know What To Tell My Husband”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Man Balances Garden Hoe On His Nose For 1 Hour 41 Minutes”