THE CREEPIEST THING YOU'VE HEARD A KID SAY

(January, 2018) There’s a new Twitter thread asking the question, “What’s the creepiest thing you’ve heard a kid say?” Some of the responses:
– “My two year old son said ‘They come for me at night and bring me back by morning time’. When I asked him more, he said ‘They do’. And pointed to the sky.”
– “My younger brother used to tell us about his ‘other’ grandparents, and the blue house they used to live in. After always telling him he was making it up he told our mother he could bring her there. So, we went for a drive. And this 5-year-old little psycho gave her turn by turn directions for close to 45 minutes. We ended up 4-5 towns away at a dead end street with an abandoned blue house.”
– “I woke up to my 3-year-old kid petting my head. I asked what she needed and she said ‘I wish I had a piece of you that I could carry with me all the time. Like your finger.’ Haven’t slept soundly since.”
– “I was at an amusement park when a random kid said, ‘people taste better when they squirm,’ to his parents but looking at me.”
– “I’m a funeral director/mortician and at a service a child around 4 years old said, ‘It gets loud working here with all these ghosts, doesn’t it?'”
– “When my daughter was 2 I found her under the table with one of my husband’s old children’s books, turning pages as if she were being read to. I asked her what she was doing. She said ‘reading with Grandma’. My husband’s mother died two years before she was born. It was her book.”
* I’ve seen every one of these movies. None of them end well.
* Here’s a bad one: When a kid asks, “Are you my daddy?”
* Did any of the kids paint “REDRUM” on the wall?
* If you think these are creepy, imagine if your cat said them.
* Is this the kind of stuff they’re learning from the Disney Channel when you’re not looking?
* At least none of them said, “I see dead people.”
PHONE TOPIC: What’s the creepiest thing you’ve heard a kid say?