WOMAN GETS $200 TICKET FOR PUTTING ON CHAPSTICK AT A RED LIGHT
Distracted driving.
AUDIO: COPS POSE AS HIGH SCHOOL KIDS TO BUST DRUG RING
Narcotics agents posed as students for eight months.
MAN BLAMES SHOPLIFTING ON AMNESIA
A 46-year-old man blamed his shoplifting…
ANOTHER WACKY NEWS STORY FROM FLORIDA: COUPLE ARRESTED SELLING GOLDEN TICKETS TO HEAVEN
Blocks of wood. painted gold.
MAN ASKS PERMISSION TO ROB A HOUSE
He was denied, so he robbed the one next door.
ICED TEA WILL NOW KILL YOU
..if you drink a gallon a day.
MR DING-A-LING v. SNOW KONE JOE
Case dismissed.
PORTLAND, OREGON, AIRPORT REPLACING CARPET; CITIZENS FREAK OUT
More than 800 lined up last week to snap photos with the carpet.
WOMAN POOPS AT KMART, BUT NOT IN THE BATHROOM
Behind a checkout counter.
STRANGLED WITH BRA, VICTIM HITS ATTACKER WITH CHICKEN
A ceramic chicken, but still…