SUSPECT RETURNS TO THE SCENE OF THE HAT
…and gets arrested.
WASHINGTON, D.C. POLICE TO GET POTTY TRAINING
They keep leaving their guns in the restroom.
WOMAN, 46, ATTACKS BOYFRIEND, 82, OVER JEALOUSY
Hit him with an exhaust clamp, a hacksaw and a model plane.
PLANE POOPS ON GIRL'S SWEET 16 PARTY
The cake was saved.
PIZZA DELIVERY GUYS ROBBED AT SWORDPOINT
By a 13-year-old.
WACO BIKER GANG FIGHT BEGAN OVER A PARKING SPACE
Police float the “parking space theory.”
WOMAN SUFFERS HAIRCUT DISASTER AT BEAUTY SCHOOL
She asked for a mirror. The haircutter refused.
BIKER BRAWL RESTAURANT FRANCHISE REVOKED
All it takes is a few bad apples.
MAN DRIVES TRUCK THROUGH HIS OWN HOUSE
Don’t worry, the truck is fine.
THINGS NOT TO DO IF YOU WIN THE LOTTERY
Don’t tell anyone.