AUDIO: WOMAN POSTS SHARK WARNING
Veronica “Pooh” Nash Poleate posted a video to her Facebook warning the people of Earth to stay out of the ocean. As she explains, from the front seat of her car on her way to church, the ocean is the “shark’s house” and “he has the right to eat you when you’re in his house.” She goes on to say, “When chickens come in my house, guess what? They get ate. When peas come in my house, they on the plate.”
* Somehow, I don’t doubt what she says about chickens in her house.
* Her next warning should be about recording videos while she’s driving.
* Can we at least wait ’til after Shark Week first?
* Anytime you’re talking directly to the people of Earth, it’s a red flag.
* She put out a warning all right. A warning that she’s nuts.
* Great, now if a shark ever attacks me, my last thought will be, “I should have listened to Veronica.”
CLIP: The amusing audio of Veronica “Pooh” Nash Poleate.
