INTRUDER DISCOVERED BAKING POTATO, RAKING LEAVES
Alcohol was etc…
SKATEBOARDER NABS HIT-AND-RUN DRIVER
“I engaged the emergency brake and held him there. I yelled at him a little.”
FORTUNE TELLER SCAMS MAN OUT OF $700,000
S-u-c-k-e-r.
MAN TRIES TO SELL LIVE SHARK OUTSIDE SUPERMARKET
Unsuccessfully.
THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD
It was coming down the apartment wall.
MINNIE MOUSE, HELLO KITTY IN TIMES SQUARE BRAWL
Cat v. Mouse.
STORE LOANS MONEY FOR HAIR WEAVES
At 8% interest.
ACTOR STABBED FOR REAL ON STAGE
He finished the first act.
AUDIO: COUPLE ATTACKED BY HORMONAL CAT
The cat had just had a kitten.
FLORIDA MAN DANCES ON TOP OF POLICE CRUISER
To avoid vampires, as one does.