WALMART CHANGES IN-STORE MUSIC
No more Celine Dion or Justin Bieber.
EXTRA CREDIT ASSIGNMENT: LOOK IN YOUR PARENTS' DRAWERS FOR SEX TOYS
Search for sex toys and condoms.
FOR SALE: FLINTSTONE CITY
Near the Grand Canyon.
HOMEBUYER THROWS IN FREE PIZZA FOR LIFE
A pizza a month for 40 years.
DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE LINCOLN CHAFFEE: SWITCH TO METRIC SYSTEM
Let’s join the rest of the world.”
PARENTS TO BE FINED FOR CHEERING KIDS AT GRADUATION
Rules are rules.
INDIANA LOTTERY OFFERS BACON PRIZE
$250 a year in bacon.
RED LOBSTER SERVES HIGHEST-CALORIE MEAL
“Create Your Own Combination”- 2,710 calories.