GUY GETS TWO SPEEDING TICKETS WITHIN FIVE MILES

Vermont State Police ticketed the same driver twice in a five-mile stretch for driving at speeds of 90 mph and above. Police say they first stopped Benny Wercberger, 30, on Interstate 91 northbound in Bradford at 9:30 a.m. Thursday after clocking him driving 97 mph in a 65 mph zone. He was issued a ticket and allowed to continue on his way. Five miles farther north, police say, they again clocked Wercberger driving his 2015 Mercedes SUV at 90 mph. This time, in addition to issuing another speeding ticket, the state trooper arrested Wercberger on suspicion of negligent operation of a vehicle.
* Gimme a brake. Get it? Brake?
* Hmmm…slow learner.
* I think he just likes men in uniform.
* 90 mph sounds fast, but it is a Mercedes.
* Now, 90 mph in my car? That would be dangerous.
* Come to think of it, it’d also be impossible.
* You could drop my car from an airplane and land it on a hill and it still wouldn’t go 90.