MAN NAMED ROD HIT BY LIGHTNING TWICE
“Everybody says I am a lucky person.”
TASTELESS SCHOOL FOOD LEADS TO BLACK MARKET IN SALT, SUGAR
Thanks, Mrs. Obama!
PIZZA BOY SAVES LIFE
“I left a pizza boy and came back a pizza man.”
MAN SUFFOCATES WIFE BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T STOP TALKING
“Put the cuffs on me and take me to jail.”
CALIFORNIA IS TOPS IN CAR THEFTS
“There’s just more cars, and the cars are in better shape because of the nicer weather.”
MINNESOTA STATE FAIR FOODS, 2015 EDITION
Totchos – Tater tot nachos.
COLONOSCOPY CLINIC SUED FOR MOCKING PATIENT DURING PROCEDURE
Patient left his phone on ‘record’.
IOWA ALLOWS GUNS FOR THE BLIND
Not doing so would violate the Americans with Disabilities Act.
FLOOR COLLAPSES UNDER TOO MANY RECORDS
Mezzanine collapsed under the weight of old vinyl records.