COFFEE-LOVING PARROT CAUSES ACCIDENT
She glanced down to see the bird pecking at the lid of her coffee cup.
THE POSTAL WORKER WHO GYROCOPTERED ONTO THE CAPITOL LAWN
“No need to worry — I’m just delivering the mail.”
AUDIO: COUPLE USES "FRESH PRINCE" THEME TO ANNOUNCE PREGNANCY
Jesse and Melissa Meek wanted to share the exciting news…
AUDIO: BURGLAR BRIBES COP
“Can I give you cash?”
TEACHER FIRED FOR LETTING STUDENTS PICK ON CLASSMATE
She had them list, on the chalkboard, why they hated her.
KIDNAPPER COULDN'T DRIVE STICK
While he struggled to use the car, the woman escaped.
COLORADO RADIO STATION IS NOW ALL-MARIJUANA, ALL THE TIME
“Wake and Bake” from 7 to 9 a.m.
MAN TORE TENDON IN HIS THUMB PLAYING CANDY CRUSH
He played “Candy Crush” on his smartphone “all day for 6 to 8 weeks”.
AUDIO: PRESIDENT OBAMA TO VISIT SOUTH DAKOTA, COMPLETE BUCKET LIST
Only the 4th president to do so.