TWO GUYS HAVE EATEN NOTHING BUT CHIPOTLE FOR 100 DAYS

Andrew Hawryluk, a 23-year-old animator in Los Angeles, claims he has eaten at Chipotle fast food restaurant for the past 153 consecutive days, spending a total of $1,567, according to his website “Chipotlife.” He started the streak when he decided to “give up not eating Chipotle at least once per day” for Lent. Hawryluk is partial to “a burrito bowl consisting of white rice, chicken, guacamole, and lettuce with Tabasco chipotle sauce on top,” according to his website.
Another man, Mark Rantal, a 30-year-old graphic designer in Colorado, recently celebrated his 106th consecutive Chipotle day by hosting a Reddit AMA. Rantal sticks to “a burrito bowl with white rice, pinto beans, fajitas, sofritas, mild salsa, corn, medium salsa, cheese and lettuce,” ABC News reports. Rantal says he’s thought about trying to keep the diet up for a year, but isn’t sure he’d want to be “that guy.”
* Too late. You’re already “that guy”.
* I can think of someone else who’s eaten nothing but Mexican food for longer than 100 days – THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF MEXICO.
* Well, fellas, it’s been nice knowing your colons.
* They know they can buy a complete Mexican meal at the supermarket for, like a buck fifty, right?
* How would you like to be stuck in an animator’s booth with this guy?
* I bet they both fart so much they look like they’re levitating.
* “Excuse me, sir. Would you care for our methane plate?”
* The guys are perfectly all right except they’ve had a blue flame coming out of their butts since June.