AUDIO: GRAMPA HAD "CRASHING CAR THROUGH GARAGE DOOR" ON HIS BUCKET LIST
Crash!
INDIANA LOTTERY OFFERS BACON PRIZE
$250 a year in bacon.
RED LOBSTER SERVES HIGHEST-CALORIE MEAL
“Create Your Own Combination”- 2,710 calories.
JUDGE ORDERS WOMAN WHO STIFFED CABBIE TO WALK 30 MILES
The 19-year-old thought she could get off with a fine.
SEX ED TEACHER TAKES KIDS ON FIELD TRIP TO ADULT NOVELTY STORE
Best field trip ever.
THIEF CAUGHT RED-UNDERWEARED
Police in Long Island, New York, say that 18-year-old Taykim Ross stole $200, electronics and a pair of Air Jordan sneakers from an apartment Monday and then stopped in the backyard to try on the new shoes. That’s when a neighbor snapped a photo of him with red boxer shorts visible above his jeans. Later,…
MAN ROBS DOCTOR OF BRIEFCASE, PANTS
In Macon, Georgia.
AUDIO: WOMAN GOES BLIND IN ONE EYE AFTER CAT LICKS HER
Cat Scratch Fever!
82-YEAR-OLD SLASHES TIRES OVER BINGO
An 88-year-old woman sat in his favorite chair.
ATHLETIC CUP INVENTOR TESTS PRODUCT WITH RIFLE SHOT TO THE GROIN
“Don’t try this at home.”