STOLEN ATM FALLS OUT OF GETAWAY VEHICLE

In Lynwood, Washington, two thieves stole an ATM from a business, but only made it as far as the parking lot before the machine fell out of their getaway van. Officials believe two men backed up a white van to a business around 11 a.m. Sunday, cut the cables to the ATM and loaded it into the van. The machine fell out of the van when the men drove too fast over a speed bump. The suspects drove away without it.
* Some people just can’t hold onto money.
* Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
* What? Too lazy to lift it into the van a second time?
* They didn’t lock the back doors of the van ’cause they never expected the ATM would make a break for it.
* Next time, make the ATM wear a seat belt.
* 11 a.m. Sunday? See what happens when you don’t go to church?
* I’d still give them an A for effort, but they have to work on their getaway move a little.
* Don’t worry, it’s just a little bump in the road.