MISSING WEDDING RING FOUND IN DOG POOP
Four months later.
AUDIO: FIREFIGHTERS RESCUE STUCK DUCK IN A CHIMNEY
Firefighters had to dismantle part of the fireplace.
MAN'S OBITUARY: "DON'T VOTE FOR HILLARY"
“R.I.P. Grandaddy. The family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016.”
POT FOR PETS
It’s for pets in pain, and it doesn’t get them high.
PARROT YELLS, "HELP, FIRE"
Crews responding to a house fire in…
TEACHERS READ TRANSGENDER BOOK TO 5-YEAR-OLDS
The book details the struggles of a child “with a boy’s body and a girl’s brain.”
ROOMMATES STAB EACH OTHER OVER WHICH CELL PHONE IS BEST
iPhone or Android?
AUDIO: BEER BREWED FROM TOILET WATER
Recycled toilet water, that is.
STORE BURGLARS USE SLINGSHOT
To break the window.