LIGHTNING STRIKE ON NUDE BEACH

Three men were hospitalized on Wednesday after lightning struck Haulover Beach, America’s largest public nude beach, near Bal Harbour in Florida. Officials say the lightning hit the beach at about 4:15 p.m., knocking two men in the water unconscious and sending a third on the shore into cardiac arrest. One of the victims was treated at the scene and airlifted to a nearby trauma center. The two other victims were sent to area hospitals and are expected to recover.
* Were any of them named Johnson?
* Coincidentally, lunch that day was grilled wieners.
* So lightning hits a guy and he goes into cardiac arrest. Then the EMTs arrive and start shocking him with the paddles and he shouts, “Not again!”
* Alright, which one of you guys was – uh, never mind.
* I notice that all the victims at the nude beach were men. Hmmm …
* So they must work as lightning rods too. Interesting.
* I know what some people will say: “See? I told you God disapproves of nude beaches.”
* After seeing the new Sharknado movie, I still think they got off easy.
* When lightning hits, it’s no day at the beach. Let me rephrase that.
* The good news? The lightning killed a Burmese python that was closing in on the naked men.