SCHOOL ASKS MOTHERS ABOUT KID'S BIRTH: VAGINAL OR CAESARIAN?
The question was on the entrance form.
CITY OFFICIALS TO BE TASED FOR FUNDRAISER
City Administrator Jake Anderson says, “I imagine it will hurt.”
DOLPHIN LANDS IN BOAT, INJURES WOMAN
On porpoise?
FARMER KILLED BY BEES
“He had gaping wounds,” the victim’s sister said.
WOMAN GETS SECOND WEDDING DAY AFTER FORGETTING THE FIRST ONE
She had amnesia after a car crash.
WORLD'S SHORTEST OBITUARY
“Doug died.”
WHITE HOUSE TO ALLOW PICTURES & SOCIAL MEDIA
Now, you can take selfies.
BOY HAS CENTIPEDE IN HIS EAR
Four inches long.
WOMAN GETS LOST, GIVES BIRTH, STARTS FOREST FIRE
The Queen of Bad Decisions.