TRUCKER TRADES RIG FULL OF LUNCH MEAT FOR CRACK
It was “inadvertent”.
BANK ROBBER USED FAKE BEARD OVER HIS REAL BEARD
That old trick.
ARRESTED WOMAN ATTEMPTS TO EAT POLICE CAR
Alcohol was involved.
EMBRYONIC TWIN FOUND IN WOMAN'S BRAIN
Found “with bone, hair and teeth.”
MAN ATTACKED BY BEAR, TWICE
Same place, four years apart.
MAN SHOOTS TROUBLED COMPUTER
Dude, it was a Dell.
TOWN CRAPPED ON BY AIRPLANE
Used toilet paper and other debris was covering several properties.
WIFE KILLS FARMER, BURIES HIM UNDER MANURE PILE
A woman has been charged with killing her husband of 30 years…
MISSING WEDDING RING FOUND IN DOG POOP
Four months later.
AUDIO: FIREFIGHTERS RESCUE STUCK DUCK IN A CHIMNEY
Firefighters had to dismantle part of the fireplace.