MILLIONAIRE LEAVES MONEY TO HIS DAUGHTERS – WITH STIPULATIONS
Education, take care of your mother, and no bastard children.
DISTILLER PLAYS MUSIC TO ITS BOOZE
To make it taste better.
TEXAS COUPLE OWNS 79 DODGE VIPERS
Each one unique.
AUDIO: WOMAN CLAIMS COUSIN STARTED GARAGE FIRE
“He wants to get with me.”
PIZZA GUY THROWS PIZZA AT ROBBER
$45 worth of pizza…gone.
560-POUND MAN RIDING BIKE ACROSS COUNTRY TO GET INTO SHAPE
He lost 60 pounds in 90 miles.
WALMART TO SELL DON'T-FORGET-YOUR-BABY CAR SEATS
An alarm sounds when a car ignition is turned off while a baby is in the car seat.
CREEPY CLOWN BREAKS INTO CEMETERY, WAVES
“When we get closer, we realize it’s a clown, which is super weird.”
ALLIGATOR FOUND WALKING THE STREETS IN NEW YORK CITY
A three-footer.
FAKE COP HAS FAKE COP I.D. WITH ADRIEN BRODY'S PICTURE
He told the cops, “I’m one of you, man!”