WANTED: TEEN WHO SPRAY-PAINTED PROM INVITE ON CLIFFSIDE
Look for a girl named Destiny.
ROOMMATE FROM HELL SPITS IN OTHERS' FOOD
They caught her on video.
COP CLAIMING DISABILITY BUSTED BY ICE-BUCKET CHALLENGE
She lifted a 5-gallon bucket of ice water while supposedly having a “bad back.”
PIZZA DRIVER STABBED, ROBBED, STILL MAKES DELIVERY
Luckily, the pizza was ordered by a local hospital emergency room.
HUMAN ASHES IN THRIFT STORE URNS
Don’t they clean stuff out before they sell it?
MCDONALD'S WORKERS TO STAGE MASSIVE PROTEST
They’re demanding an end to “poverty wages”.
ANOTHER WACKY NEWS STORY FROM FLORIDA: MAN'S AMPUTATED LEG THROWN IN TRASH
Homicide detectives suspected foul play.
MAN BEING RELEASED FROM JAIL PUNCHES TWO COPS, INSTANTLY BECOMES MAN NOT BEING RELEASED FROM JAIL
Welcome to the revolving door of justice.
MAN GIVEN $75 SCRATCH-OFF LOTTERY PRIZE INSTEAD OF $75,000
The cashier mis-read the prize amount. Yeah. Sure.
WORKER SPENDS 39 OF 82 HOURS ON THE JOB WATCHING PORN
The same raunchy DVD, over and over.