MAN'S OBITUARY: "DON'T VOTE FOR HILLARY"
“R.I.P. Grandaddy. The family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016.”
POT FOR PETS
It’s for pets in pain, and it doesn’t get them high.
PARROT YELLS, "HELP, FIRE"
Crews responding to a house fire in…
TEACHERS READ TRANSGENDER BOOK TO 5-YEAR-OLDS
The book details the struggles of a child “with a boy’s body and a girl’s brain.”
ROOMMATES STAB EACH OTHER OVER WHICH CELL PHONE IS BEST
iPhone or Android?
AUDIO: BEER BREWED FROM TOILET WATER
Recycled toilet water, that is.
STORE BURGLARS USE SLINGSHOT
To break the window.
COFFEE-LOVING PARROT CAUSES ACCIDENT
She glanced down to see the bird pecking at the lid of her coffee cup.
THE POSTAL WORKER WHO GYROCOPTERED ONTO THE CAPITOL LAWN
“No need to worry — I’m just delivering the mail.”