MAILMAN BREAKS INTO HOUSE, TRIES ON OWNER'S BOOTS
The postman always kinks twice.
WOMAN CLAIMS ACCIDENT CAUSED BY PRAYER
She was praying as she drove, occasionally with her head down.
LIGHTNING STRIKE ON NUDE BEACH
Three men injured.
NASA FINDS PLANET SIMILAR TO EARTH
But 60 percent bigger.
MAN HAD FISHING BOBBER, SCREW DRIVER AND TIRE REPAIR KIT IN HIS BUTT
In a Circle K bathroom.
INTRUDER HIDES UNDER BED FOR THREE DAYS
In the guest bedroom.
STOLEN ATM FALLS OUT OF GETAWAY VEHICLE
Lost it on a speed bump.
MAN TRIES TO ROB 7-11 WITH FINGER GUN
He was unsuccessful.