AUDIO: BURGLAR BRIBES COP
“Can I give you cash?”
TEACHER FIRED FOR LETTING STUDENTS PICK ON CLASSMATE
She had them list, on the chalkboard, why they hated her.
KIDNAPPER COULDN'T DRIVE STICK
While he struggled to use the car, the woman escaped.
COLORADO RADIO STATION IS NOW ALL-MARIJUANA, ALL THE TIME
“Wake and Bake” from 7 to 9 a.m.
MAN TORE TENDON IN HIS THUMB PLAYING CANDY CRUSH
He played “Candy Crush” on his smartphone “all day for 6 to 8 weeks”.
AUDIO: PRESIDENT OBAMA TO VISIT SOUTH DAKOTA, COMPLETE BUCKET LIST
Only the 4th president to do so.
TSA AGENTS FIRED FOR MALE GROPING
He rigged the system so he could pat down attractive male passengers.
LONELY WOMAN MAKES PIZZA DELIVERY REQUEST
Send your cutest boy and have him tell me I’m pretty.
ASSISTANT CLAIMS BOSS MADE HER WATCH "CHICK FLICKS"
Sounds like the college president just wanted a friend.