MAN RUNS ERRAND, WINS $22 MILLION LOTTERY
Wife sent him to buy milk.
TEEN COUPLE WALKING DOWN THE STREET HIT BY LIGHTNING
Good thing they were holding hands.
AUDIO: HERO DOG CALLS 911
The house was on fire.
ANOTHER SENSELESS BUTT-INJECTION DEATH LINKED TO PREVIOUS BUTT-INJECTOR KILLER
When will it all, uh, end?
MAN ARRESTED FOR GIVING 4-YEAR-OLD BOY A WET WILLIE
He didn’t know the boy.
BURIAL MIX-UP CAUGHT JUST IN TIME
As the coffin was halfway into the grave.
STREET LIGHT FALLS OVER; URINE TO BLAME
Officials recommend switching to hydrants.
THE NEW $10 BILL: ELEANOR ROOSEVELT LEADS IN THE POLLS
#2: Harriet Tubman.
MOST EXPENSIVE PLACE TO DIE: CONNECTICUT
Budget cuts.