WORST SCARECROW EVER: BIRDS LIVE IN IT
And poop on it.
MAN ATTACKS GIRLFRIEND OVER NASCAR TRASH TALK
He strangled her.
HOTEL GUESTS FIGHT OVER BUFFET WAFFLE MAKER
At the breakfast buffet.
GUY TRYING TO EAT HIS WAY OUT OF PRISON
Cathey has eaten parts of his bed, a prison camera and medical equipment.
LOCAL MAN WANTS TO BAN FARTS
As a joke.
TACO BELL, PIZZA HUT GOING MORE NATURAL
No more food coloring, no more fake pepper.
WOMAN HITS SELF ON HEAD WITH BOWLING BALL AS PART OF ROBBERY
A 30-year-old woman who works at Pla-Mor Bowling Lanes in Decatur, Georgia, told police she was knocked unconscious with a bowling ball last Thursday by a robber who emptied the company’s safe. However, the surveillance video told a different story. Jamie Gordon said “she had been struck in the head with a bowling ball and…