WOMAN THROWS THINGS AT MAN FOR REFUSING SEX
As they do in Florida.
GIRL RELEASES BALLOON AT DAD'S GRAVE; IT BEATS THEM HOME
Twilight Zone territory.
MAN TRIMS TREES WITH SHOTGUN
In Lewiston, Idaho, the Nez Perce County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call of shots being fired in a neighborhood. Upon arrival, the resident told officers he was trimming trees with a shotgun. He was cited for careless discharge of a firearm. * Careless? Did he miss one of the branches? * With a little…
R.I.P. MR. COFFEE
The machine was introduced in 1972.
DELTA AIRLINES WILL NO LONGER CARRY DEAD AFRICAN ANIMALS
No more hunting trophies.
AMERICANS CHOKING ON CHEESE
Be careful, cheeseaters.
MAN SLEPT WHILE TRAIN PASSED OVER HIM
Then he tried to go back to sleep.
COUPLE STEALS CLASS HAMSTER
He’s OK.
CHASE SUSPECT THREW CHAINSAWS AT COPS
During a chase.