WOMAN BREAKS UP WITH BOYFRIEND BY BEANING HIM WITH BASEBALL BAT

Police in Salem, Oregon, say a woman hit her boyfriend in the head with a baseball bat last Wednesday because she didn’t want to date him anymore. Haley Fox, 24, met Samuel Campbell, 26, over the internet in 2011 and the two started dating. Campbell agreed to move to Oregon last week from Alabama to live with Fox. The two met for the first time in person last Wednesday at Fox’s home. But while Campbell was outside the house drinking wine that night, Fox told him to close his eyes and that’s when she grabbed a baseball bat and struck him in the head with it, police said. She told investigators she didn’t want to be his girlfriend anymore, and that’s why she decided to hurt him. Campbell suffered a fractured skull and cuts to the head requiring staples. Fox is facing assault charges.
* She’s batty, alright.
* She hit him twice, because after she said “I wanna break up with you” and hit him once, he said, “Are you sure?”
* As they say, love hurts.
* On the bright side, she’s just been signed with the Florida Marlins.
* Well, you can’t fault her for being too subtle.
* I just love it when the baseball stories start every Spring.
* That went about as well as when the Oregon Ducks met Auburn that one year in the championship game of college football.
* Let’s just say the school from Alabama had Cam Newton at quarterback. Any guesses how that worked out for Oregon?
* It’s a different sport, but this woman hitting a guy from Alabama is really only Oregon striking back.
* PHONE TOPIC: My absolute worst, crazy breakup.