MAN TORE TENDON IN HIS THUMB PLAYING CANDY CRUSH

A 29-year-old California man went to an orthopedic surgeon’s office with a torn tendon in his thumb that he said was caused by excessively playing “Candy Crush” on his phone. The doctors say he played “Candy Crush” on his smartphone “all day for 6 to 8 weeks” with his left hand, while relying on his right hand for other tasks. The doctors report that the man was experiencing “chronic left thumb pain and loss of active motion” as a result. The patient ultimately underwent surgery to repair one of the two tendons that extend his index finger.
* This is exactly why thumbs should be outlawed.
* He made it to the next level…of loser!
* Okay, what were you really doing?
* My guess is he was looking at porno on his smartphone and suffered a hand injury.
* If you’re playing a game on your phone all day for 6 to 8 weeks, you have more problems then a torn tendon.
* Your whole life needs to be repaired.
* Why didn’t his girlfriend stop him? Oh, wait. There is no girlfriend, is there?