THE FIRST CHURCH OF CANNABIS
Lighting up is referred to as the “call to worship.”
WOMAN DUI ON 13 CANS OF WHIPPED CREAM FUMES
She ran into a ditch and crashed into a mailbox.
MAN STEALS AK-47 BY STUFFING IT DOWN HIS PANTS
And a second rifle that’s not famous enough to name.
GUY STRUCK BY LIGHTNING – RIGHT IN THE HEAD
He thought he’d wait out the storm under a tree.
WORST SCARECROW EVER: BIRDS LIVE IN IT
And poop on it.
MAN ATTACKS GIRLFRIEND OVER NASCAR TRASH TALK
He strangled her.
HOTEL GUESTS FIGHT OVER BUFFET WAFFLE MAKER
At the breakfast buffet.
GUY TRYING TO EAT HIS WAY OUT OF PRISON
Cathey has eaten parts of his bed, a prison camera and medical equipment.
LOCAL MAN WANTS TO BAN FARTS
As a joke.