ALLIGATOR TRIES TO EAT HORSE
The horse had bite marks on one of its legs.
GENERAL MILLS REFORMULATES TRIX
Blue and green – gone.
WOMAN BEATS BOYFRIEND TO DEATH WITH CANNED FOOD
Peas, carrots and chicken broth.
BOSS WHO MOCKED THOSE WHO GOT FIRED IS FIRED
A vice president for J. Crew who celebrated the firings of 175 people.
CAR THIEF DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE STICK, CALLS A CAB
His girlfriend tried to walk him through it.
PANTY THIEF
131 pairs of underwear.
MAN CLAIMS IT'S "FAKE METH"
Nice try.
NEIGHBOR STABBED WITH RAKE AFTER COMPLANING ABOUT LOUD SEX
A Rogersville, Tennessee, man who dialed 911…