ALLIGATOR PULLED FROM NEW JERSEY RIVER
it was four to seven feet long.
AUDIO: WOMAN POSTS SHARK WARNING
It’s long, but amusing.
ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS LEADS TO NEAR-STABBING
An illegal middle-of-the-night rock/paper/scissors con.
SHARK FALLS FROM THE SKY
A 13-inch shark.
AUDIO: WOMAN CALLS 911 OVER CHINESE FOOD
The food that was “not up to par for my liking.”
GUY TAKES CAB TO ROBBERY OF ADULT STORE
Amarillo, Texas, police say an adult store was robbed…
AUDIO: PEDESTRIAN HIT IN CROTCH BY TOSSED BANANA
He said he had been ‘struck in the banana by a banana.’
AUDIO: MAN ARRESTED FOR KEEPING TWO DEER IN HIS HOME
What people won’t do for a couple of bucks.
TIMES SQUARE COWBOY WOODY CHARGED WITH SERIAL BUTT GROPING
“People do not some to be grabbed in the buttocks by a man wearing a costume.”
WOMAN BEATS BOYFRIEND FOR NOT HAVING SEX
She scratched and bit him.