CHEATING WOMAN THROWS HAMBURGER AT BOYFRIEND
In Florida.
HOMEOWNER FINDS DRUNK MAN EATING HIS CHIPS
In his underwear.
STARBUCKS' NEW FRAPPUCINOS HAVE RIDICULOUS SUGAR CONTENT
Like eating 32 sugar cubes all at once.
MAN THREW PIZZA AT ROOMMATE
The pizza was hot, police said.
INTRUDER DISCOVERED BAKING POTATO, RAKING LEAVES
Alcohol was etc…
SKATEBOARDER NABS HIT-AND-RUN DRIVER
“I engaged the emergency brake and held him there. I yelled at him a little.”
FORTUNE TELLER SCAMS MAN OUT OF $700,000
S-u-c-k-e-r.
MAN TRIES TO SELL LIVE SHARK OUTSIDE SUPERMARKET
Unsuccessfully.
THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD
It was coming down the apartment wall.
MINNIE MOUSE, HELLO KITTY IN TIMES SQUARE BRAWL
Cat v. Mouse.