AUDIO: BANANA MAN THROWS BANANA
Police in Prescott, Arizona, say that on October 5th, at about 8 p.m., a man in a banana suit opened the door of a business in the 7000 block of Florentine Drive, shouted “Banana!” and threw a banana inside. Then he ran from the business. Not long after that, an officer reported that a couple walking a dog told him that a banana just ran past them. The subject was described as wearing jeans, black shoes, and a banana suit.
* What a fruit. No, I mean seriously.
* You can’t say he didn’t warn them.
* So, he gave them the slip.
* Or you could say the banana man split.
* It was probably some vagrant on the Dole.
* If convicted, he will appeal.
* The banana was loaded – with potassium.
* The banana was high in potassium – the guy was just high.
* Could have been worse. Could have been Brussels sprouts.
* The trouble with a banana suit is, it’s only good for about five days.
* Let me guess. There’s a performance theater group nearby, right?
* Now Donald Trump wants to build a wall around Arizona grocery stores.
* Maybe the guy’s gone crazy. He’s literally gone bananas.
CLIP: From Mrs. Doubtfire, “It was a run-by fruiting.”
