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Police in Long Island, New York, say that 18-year-old Taykim Ross stole $200, electronics and a pair of Air Jordan sneakers from an apartment Monday and then stopped in the backyard to try on the new shoes. That’s when a neighbor snapped a photo of him with red boxer shorts visible above his jeans. Later,…

In Macon, Georgia.

Cat Scratch Fever!

An 88-year-old woman sat in his favorite chair.

“Don’t try this at home.”

She doesn’t even know him all that well.

They put alarm clocks in the lockers.

They will have to retake them.

She was also accused of “taking all the food.”

He was slightly over the limit of 8 fish.