NAKED SWIMMING WOMAN A MYSTERY
Nude, three miles offshore.
PRISONERS COMPLAIN ABOUT TOO-NOISY GUARDS
Guards have been asked to walk quieter.
MAN KILLS UNCLE OVER A FIGHTING CHICKEN
“Bubba” is the only one who came out of this unscathed.
ASSAULT WITH A POOPER SCOOPER
Woman hits boyfriend.
TOWN HOLDS PITY PARTY
“It’s sad for the whole family!”
PRISONER NEARLY ESCAPES WITH THREAD AND TOOTHPASTE
He’d nearly sawed through the iron bar.
AUDIO: WOMAN HAS TAPEWORMS … IN HER BRAINNNNN
Tapeworm larvae sacs.
BURGLAR LEAVES CELL PHONE, KEYS AT SCENE OF THE CRIME
And comes back for them.
MAN SHOOTS MIRROR WHILE TAKING A SELFIE
His right hand doesn’t know what his left is doing.
FOOT SNIFFER ARRESTED
He crawled under library tables smelling feet.