GUY STRUCK BY LIGHTNING – RIGHT IN THE HEAD
He thought he’d wait out the storm under a tree.
WORST SCARECROW EVER: BIRDS LIVE IN IT
And poop on it.
MAN ATTACKS GIRLFRIEND OVER NASCAR TRASH TALK
He strangled her.
HOTEL GUESTS FIGHT OVER BUFFET WAFFLE MAKER
At the breakfast buffet.
GUY TRYING TO EAT HIS WAY OUT OF PRISON
Cathey has eaten parts of his bed, a prison camera and medical equipment.
LOCAL MAN WANTS TO BAN FARTS
As a joke.
TACO BELL, PIZZA HUT GOING MORE NATURAL
No more food coloring, no more fake pepper.