TWIN BROTHERS THROW BRICKS AT EACH OTHER

In Orange City, Florida, twin 52-year-old brothers are facing the same charge after throwing bricks at each other during an argument. Michael and James Remelius were arguing with each other in the front yard of a home last Tuesday when Michael picked up a brick and threatened to throw it at his brother. James then also picked up a brick in a threatening manner. Michael threw his brick and hit his brother in the leg, causing a small cut. James then threw his brick and struck Michael in the right eye, causing bleeding and swelling. The brothers were both charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.
* So – they were both stoned, eh?
* Then James jumped off a cliff, and Michael also jumped off a cliff, just like their mother predicted would happen.
* Now they’re both trying to blame it on their evil triplet.
* On the bright side, now we’ll always be able to tell which one is Michael by the scar over his eye.
* I wonder if there’s an object in this story that would describe just how dumb these guys are.
* You know … maybe something that rhymes with “thick.”
* Let me guess: They were arguing over which one their mother liked best.
* Does anyone remember a comedy act called the Smothers Brothers?
* Anthropologists were thrilled by the fight. It was a rare glimpse into what warfare looked like in the Stone Age.