NEW YORK MOVIE THEATER HAS BED BUGS
“They gave me bed bugs and now I have to burn my house down and clothes.”
ROBBERS THWARTED BY SKINNY JEANS
They could not get his iPhone 6 out of his pocket.
AUDIO: MAN URINATES ON JETBLUE PASSENGERS
30 minutes out of Portland.
WOMAN ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH UNCONSCIOUS MAN
Oh, get a morgue!
NEW IPHONES WILL RECORD YOU, WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT
Even while taking still photos.
DETECTIVE FINDS CHEATING WIFE HAVING AFFAIR WITH HIS SON
Someone else’s cheating wife, that is.
PASSENGERS ON BURNING PLANE GRABBED THEIR CARRY-ONS
And took selfies.
AUDIO: SON ASSAULTS MOM WITH CHIA PET
And now he’s off to j-j-j-jail.
GUYS CAUGHT STEALING EMPTY BEER KEGS
They thought they were full.