"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU" NOW IN PUBLIC DOMAIN
Up yours, Warner Music.
LAWYERS' BRAS SET OFF JAIL METAL DETECTORS, TOLD "TAKE 'EM OFF!"
It almost worked.
MAN WHO SAYS EVIL TWIN ROBBED STORES GETS 60 YEARS
Or is the twin still at large? Hmmmmm?
TEACHER TELLS STUDENT BEING LEFT-HANDED IS "EVIL"
“He’s a witch! Burn him! BURN HIM!”
NUTELLA RAGE
Old guy gives his opinion one too many times.
TSA FLAGS TRANSGENDER WOMAN FOR HAVING PENIS
“That’s my penis,” she said.
PIZZA GUY LEAVES BAG OF MONEY AT GUY'S HOUSE
$1300 that was supposed to go to the bank.
DISNEY BANS MAN FOR LIFE AFTER METH LAB JOKE
‘I could have built a meth lab in the length of time it’s taken you guys to answer my question.’ Ha-ha.
WOMAN JUMPS OUT OF MOVING CAR WHEN SHE SEES A SPIDER
Leaving her son in the car.