ANOTHER SENSELESS BUTT-INJECTION DEATH LINKED TO PREVIOUS BUTT-INJECTOR KILLER
When will it all, uh, end?
MAN ARRESTED FOR GIVING 4-YEAR-OLD BOY A WET WILLIE
He didn’t know the boy.
BURIAL MIX-UP CAUGHT JUST IN TIME
As the coffin was halfway into the grave.
STREET LIGHT FALLS OVER; URINE TO BLAME
Officials recommend switching to hydrants.
THE NEW $10 BILL: ELEANOR ROOSEVELT LEADS IN THE POLLS
#2: Harriet Tubman.
MOST EXPENSIVE PLACE TO DIE: CONNECTICUT
Budget cuts.
WOMAN THROWS THINGS AT MAN FOR REFUSING SEX
As they do in Florida.
GIRL RELEASES BALLOON AT DAD'S GRAVE; IT BEATS THEM HOME
Twilight Zone territory.
MAN TRIMS TREES WITH SHOTGUN
In Lewiston, Idaho, the Nez Perce County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call of shots being fired in a neighborhood. Upon arrival, the resident told officers he was trimming trees with a shotgun. He was cited for careless discharge of a firearm. * Careless? Did he miss one of the branches? * With a little…